Thai food 2 nights in a row! Perks of having divorced parents holla
Wait on netflix, instead of rating Arrested Development with stars, they rate it with bananas ah this is so great!
So Aaron Carter just started following me on Twitter…I think this is the proudest day of my life so far.
Hmm…stat class or chai lattes…decisions decisions
I want 50 shades of earl grey
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It’s that time of the school year when I’ve run out of all of my pens and pencils, so I have to write everything in my own blood and tears
You know, teacher, it is probably not okay for you to sit around and text in class one day and then call us all assholes the next day. You’re supposed to be the adult here
“Ellie, I can’t hear you over the sound of the TV. You need to speak up.” says my mom as she watches the TV on mute
JUST SAW A GIGANTIC SPIDER LIKE SOME ARAGOG HARRY POTTER SHIT UP IN HERE HELP
Biology? More like bye-ology
Just got back from my weekend in Canada…I don’t think I’ve ever heard the word “sorry” uttered that many times in 48 hours
I like my men like I like my coffee. Venti 1 pump caramel, pump white mocha, 2 scoops vanilla bean powder, extra ice frappuchino with 2 shots poured over the top with caramel drizzle under and on top of the whipped cream, double cupped.
How was I ever able to function properly in the morning without a cup of tea?
It’s an Amy Winehouse kind of night
